Archive for the ‘General Idiocy’ Category

ANOTHER PS3 Game Graphically NOT Up to Par

Tuesday, August 17th, 2010

Look, I don't post every one of these because I never listened to Sony in the first place. You know what I'm talking about - all of the hype, all of the "look at the size of OUR gpu!" bullshit that Sony spews because 3/4 of those watching/listening will believe ...

Sony Predicts Xbox 720 and Wii 2. Also: WTF?

Friday, July 9th, 2010

Sony apparently thinks that the ENTIRE gaming world revolves around it's own mantra of the "console lifecycle" wherein before you even know what you're making you say "It'll last xx years! Seriously! Whatever we make, we don't want to F with making something else for 10 years so you're STUCK ...

Sony whines: Nintendo shouldn’t make fun of our glasses

Thursday, July 1st, 2010

Looks like Nintendo finally hit Sony where it hurts: in the reality of future profit via the 3D trend. After years of making fun of Nintendo's choice of console names, constantly making fun of motion controls, indirectly poking fun at Nintendo's characters and directly insulting Nintendo's fanbase, Sony is hurt ...

Now that PSPgo Has Failed, Sony says PSP has ‘ten year life cycle’

Monday, June 21st, 2010

Ladies and gentlemen - I present to you, "Why I love me some Destructoid". The "ten year life cycle" excuse has been trotted out by Sony so many times that it's taken on the properties of a self parody. Whenever the PS3 wasn't doing so well, Sony would claim "TEN YEARS" ...

Sony, Having Seen the PS3’s Fall, Lashes Out

Monday, June 21st, 2010

It has been a slow year for Sony stupidity, but now that e3 has come and gone we can look forward to another couple of months (AT LEAST) of smack talk and baseless propaganda spreading by people who don't even have first person experience with the subject matter they're addressing. ...

Sony @ E3 #1: Failing to Impress

Wednesday, June 16th, 2010

Here's a change of pace: an independent E3 2010 attendee reviews Sony's press conference and offerings: The Sony media briefing was not that interesting. There weren’t many surprises and it dragged on. As a friend mentioned, the Nintendo conference flew by in an instant, but Sony’s got boring and ...

Sony goes for public sympathy: ‘PSPgo was a test’

Wednesday, June 9th, 2010

Sosdd. Same ol' sh*t, different day. This is Sony - the company that backpedals and covers up when they screw the pooch; the company that promises big and advertises heavily for things that don't and WON'T meet expectation; the company that consistently lies to you the consumer - baits you, ...

GT5 Release June/July 2010? Not Likely.

Monday, April 26th, 2010

Not surprisingly, GT5 is not out. What? You didn't know ?!?! Well it looks like they're throwing around a June/July window for something GTV related.... probably another video demo showcasing how "amazing" it will look when it comes out on the PS4 in late 21xx. Well, this isn’t something official – ...

DO NOT Turn Your Fat PS3’s On

Monday, March 1st, 2010

Naturally Sony's not saying why - but they definitely have screwed SOMETHING up with the fat end of the PSN. So that PlayStation Network problem that hit late last night is apparently a serious disaster now. Sony is now saying that you shouldn’t use “fat” PS3 models at all, since a ...

Sony’s PS3-Netflix Addition Rushed Like Everything Else PS3

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009

Oh m'doof! Dat durr be a Nertflurx on m'pisstree! Doof n doof! Sony was apparently so desperate to find another something to add to the kitchen sink that as soon as they got the green light they rushed it out the door as freakin' soon as they could! So all you ...