Archive for December, 2009

Gizmodo’s Decade’s Worst Gadgets #11: Sony Qualia-017

Monday, December 28th, 2009

Sony Qualia-017 MiniDisc Player Say you're Sony. What do you do when the iPod has been beating your ass for three years and your weird little proprietary disc format is swiftly losing the hearts and minds of the American digital music enthusiast? You introduce a $1900 solid brass MiniDisc player, that's ...

Gizmodo’s Decade’s Worst Gadgets #4: Sony Clié PEG-NZ90

Monday, December 28th, 2009

Sony Clié PEG-NZ90 The Clié was a "Personal Entertainment Organizer," which is a fancy way of saying that it was a multimedia PDA. An $800 multimedia PDA. What's the point of being the most advanced Palm OS PDA at a time when no one really wanted PDAs? Its death in 2005 ...

Gizmodo’s Decade’s Worst Gadgets #25: Sony’s Mouse/Phone Thing

Monday, December 28th, 2009

#25 Sony VN-CX1A Mouse/VoIP Phone Just because you can shove two functions into one device doesn't mean you should. In fact, you generally shouldn't! It's also a little screwy that this was marketed to business people, since they're the ones most likely to need to talk and use their computer at the ...

Gizmodo’s Decade’s Worst Gadgets #17: Sony’s UMD

Monday, December 28th, 2009

#17 Universal Media Disc I understand Sony wanting to give the PSP its own special proprietary data format, I really do. But did they really expect me to buy movies on UMD? Limited storage meant that bonus footage had to largely be stripped from UMD releases, and exclusive PSP compatibility meant no ...

Gizmodo’s Decade’s Worst Gadgets #33: PlayStation Eye Toy

Monday, December 28th, 2009

#33 PlayStation EyeToy There were never more than eight PS2 games a year designed for the EyeToy, and the majority of those ended up being hugely unpopular. Whatever functionality it had was either limited or unappealing or both, and now the only new titles EyeToy owners are left with have names like ...

Gizmodo’s Decade’s Worst Gadgets #42: Sony Memory Stick

Monday, December 28th, 2009

#42 Memory Stick: A bit of a cheat here, since it debuted in 1998, but Sonys been torturing us with variations of its "why wont it just die already??" flash-memory format throughout the decade, so we call it fair game. Lets run down every iteration: Memory Stick, Memory Stick Select, Memory Stick ...

PS3 Motion Controller LAUNCH To Be “Really Exciting”

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

This photo says everything that needs to be said about Sony and their ongoing handling of PS3 marketing. A guy in a suit, looking bored and unprepared staring down at a script that describes what it is to be "really exciting". Do notice that he says that the motion controller LAUNCH ...

Sony All But Admits to PSN Monthly Online Fees

Tuesday, December 15th, 2009

Here we go again with Sony's infamous bait-and-switch mess. This time, I'm going to let the quotes speak for themselves, complete with unspoken, but yet included truths. **truths are demarcated with 2 stars** ...In an interview with Nikkei Japan Sony Computer Entertainment executive vice president and chief technology officer Masayuki ...

Quantum Theory leaps from PS3 exclusivity to Xbox 360

Monday, December 7th, 2009

So my newest theory (though months old and now well proven) on Sony's lying "ps3 exclusive" hype machine is this: Pay companies with new highly-anticipated games to say "it's a PS3 exclusive" for 3-6 months regardless of if they're developing for other systems Run hype machine in public about such things - ...